Congratulations, you made it to the secret page!  Either someone
told you how to get here, or you were lucky, or pretty damn smart!
This is the place where I get to just play around with
whatever suits my fancy.  So don't expect any well thought out
compositions or meaningful presentations.

This page is just for fun... Enjoy!
Like most people, I was born at a very young age, and
as I grew tall enough for my feet to reach the ground,
I found that I disliked walking.  So as soon as I could, I
began to ride a horse, or drive a machine to get
around.  I find that I still have no great love for
walking, and I am sure that if the Good Lord had
meant for us to walk, he wouldn't have made General
Motors or any of the other big car companies.